Hear, hear, it is fun to do high school creative writing assignments about teams that will be eliminated by the second round. Here, here!

It was not clear to the NBA who declined to fine Pachulia. Reverse angle shows Nick Young accidentally tripping him before the tumble onto Westbrook.

Right, but the gist of the article is that he started eating healthier, more so than specifically avoiding Wendy’s (for all we know from the first title, he stopped eating at Wendy’s and started eating at Arby’s), so the original title manages to be slightly misleading, in addition to angering a sponsor. The ethical…

Why are you writing an actual basketball story assessing a great basketball game? You’re supposed to write about how the Warriors have ruined the sport for the next 39 years. Der.

Yes, if by nuanced you mean spitefully irrational ... or predictable regional homer-ism poorly disguised as clicky snark.

First start of the month? Jordan Bell started against the Cavs on Monday in a nationally televised game.

Some caveats you might want to mention - in his second start, Beathard was pressured more than any quarterback in any game this season (per Pro Football Focus). The 49ers lost left tackle Joe Staley and backup tackle Gilliam in the first half, leaving them with bad backup guards to play tackle. Their right guard,…

The Warriors were forced by the NBA to spend their preseason in China. It messed with their regimen for the opening of the season. Next question.

Ha, good one. No one actually discusses Albert Burneko outside of the confines of the comments sections of the classic comedy. One might say Albert Burneko is the candy corn of comedy blogs. Actually, they have a computer program that writes such hits as “Marshmallow Peeps are the Curt Schilling of Confections.”

Hey look! It’s Mike Francesa right here. Replay confirms - rumble begins when Draymond gets clawed in the face by Beale, who was ejected. Draymond held onto the assailant, didn’t take a swing.

What a shock that Deadspin doesn’t show the broadcast replay - scuffle starts when Draymond gets clawed in the face by Beale, who was ejected. #BreitbartSports

Please, give me more words strung together describing this contempo mewling #BabyCulture. Thanks in advance.

To clarify, I meant Kaepernick’s tendency to not see open receivers on the field; there’s also his lack of touch pass ability & his lack of timing on deep throws. But granted, he was fun to watch in 2012.

Hi, Lindsey. The owner of the 49ers is named Denise DeBartolo York. Jed York is the CEO. All the best.

If you head to Pro Football Focus, you’ll see that Kaepernick has one of the highest sack rates in the history of the NFL (yes, when adjusted for offensive line quality). This isn’t factored into QB rating, which it should be as sacks are major drive-killers. Harder to quantify is Kaepernick’s tendency to badly miss…

There are many worse owners than Jed York. As an overall GM, Ballke was a bust, but drafted a decent amount of quality players (on current roster - Ward, Tartt, Reid, Buckner, Brown, Hyde). York’s biggest sin was keeping Baalke a year longer than he should have, forgivable. The Harbuagh thing is grossly misunderstood,…

Automatic weapons have been illegal for decades. (Yes, I know, bump stocks.) It’s always best to do a few minutes of research before soap-boxing. As for “limiting the ability of nutjobs” in various arenas - the U.S. constitution can be pesky in this regard.

So do your Univision corporate overlords specifically instruct you to alienate the western coast of the United States where some 51 million Americans live in a strategy to lose readership and revenue? Or it might be one of the byproducts of social media - people start to mistakenly think the narrow confines of their…

Yes please! Suck up to the side-splitting non-posts of an anti-blogger with funny funny animated gifs! Just think of the like-stars to luster and shine!

Yes, Commenter O’Malley didn’t get the “funny joek” of Laura Theissen, but calling this “sports blogging” gives too much credit - the junior high hilarity fails to mention even the basic basics, such as the Warriors leading by 13 before Draymond Green left with an injury late in the 3rd. Green is as important as any…