Derp.

You can tell she’s one of the people by the fake vintage Motown tee she wears, purchased at Target. I saw one there the other day. #100

Note - Tom Ley’s first sentence is incorrect. A “handful” of 49ers have not been protesting all season. This season, Eric Reid was the only anthem-kneeler until Trump gave his “son of a bitch” Alabama convocation. Then, a double-digit amount of 49ers knelt, with NaVorro Bowman explaining that his knee was meant for…

But what makes LeBron a neurotic is that (unlike honest Draymond) he can’t admit to his pettiness, with his tendency to concoct phony stories (and he might have enough kingly delusion to think people believe them)

What’s also fun is the disgruntled Eastern hackery of blogs like Deadspine, who put a sassy millennial spin on the goofus retching of Mike Francesa & Mike Greenberg & Mike Meathead & basically all the bitchin’ Mikes of the land.

Nah, the 16 and 1 postseason run says precisely the opposite, numbers don’t lie (despite what WFAN Radio teaches you). Durant joined a team built in the draft, and developed over the years. The idea that he should have to suffer the twit Westbrook his entire career is pure hokum. Yall have cried about this historical…

insert LeLbron spectacles meme here. In what multiverse is Draymond Green making a clever shirt (printed in Cleveland, btw) one-upped by Bronbron responding with the oldest-lamest joke in human history? Answer: not this multiverse. Draymond: +Yup. Brooklyn-based Media Mites: Nope #9,999

The brickbloggers who keep telling us how awful, just awful, the basketball is right now keep butting up against the unavoidable reality that this was the most watched Finals since the Michael Jordan Bulls and that the Warriors have driven the NBA to overtake all U.S. sports as the most talked-about on social media.…

The only valid point here is that rich assholes sit courtside at every NBA game and the Warriors’ courtside assholes have a particular vibe because they are Silicon Valley assholes. What’s misleading about the photo selection is its over-representation of white people in the fandom, as the Warriors have one of the…

It’s true, LeBron did tire himself out on defense watching Durant score. But seriously, the ways LeBron could improve in the off-season: 1) attend General Manager School, i.e. so he can learn how not to ask his team to spend $100 million on Kevin Love, 2) attend Free Throw Shooting Camp, 3) attend Guarding Kevin…

Yep, we can file most of the ongoing cheap narrative under Tedious Historical Amnesia, Disgruntled Northeastern Mewlings, and Solipsistic Millennial Tantrums.

It’s not all about you, dawg.

We should all be concerned- super super concerned. As LeBron pointed out a few days ago, the NFL still hasn’t recovered from the Cowboys signing Deion Sanders in 1995.

It’s not academic - it’s pointless kvetching. The Warriors drafted so well and built a “sacrifice for the team” ethos, that they were able to also sign the second best player alive. So we should continually cry about it in the form of think pieces instead of enjoying the greatness which will be more short-lived than…

Inland California - it’s a different deal. See: Buck Owens.

edit

Yeah you probably had a whopping sample size of 3. Bay Area Sports fans know what happened in the 2016 Finals - Curry had multiple injuries including MCL, starting center Bogut was permanently injured in Game 5, Iguodala had a bad back, Green was suspended for a home game, Harrison Barnes went ice cold - and LeBroon /…

One thing LeBron could’ve tried would be having a 70% field goal percentage, a 62.5% 3-point percentage and a 100% free throw percentage like Kevin Durant.

Forgetting of course that the Cavs are the most expensive team in the history of basketball my man. #HateradeIs4Chumps

But even though I was otherwise occupied during The Baron Davis Era, the thought of “watching LeBron do it all himself, sparking a small joy” is downright offensive to me. Watching LeBron do it all by himself alone in 2016 (except he didn’t because people keep forgetting Kyrie Irving is on the team) made me puke…