Waaaaahhhhhhhh! Thank you for helping me write some lyrics to my new Country/Hip Hop hybrid song I’m writing. I’m calling it “White Tears and a Pickup Truck”.

The CMAs have invited a non-country artist every year for the past several to perform. Last year was Justin Timberlake, most assuredly not a country artist. No one had a problem with that, curiously.

Justin Timberlake isn’t country either and there was no backlash for him last year.

This headline has me in tears. I don’t even care about the attached story.

Omg, wtf, which poor bastard is on that byline forever?

Whatever happened to cutting a hole in a vegetable or gourd of some sort, microwaving it for a couple of seconds, and fucking it?

When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid, my neighbor friends asked me if i had ever masturbated before, i said no not knowing what it was.

They explained that i just needed to get some soap for lubrication and rub my dick.

What they didn’t emphasize was they were talking about liquid soap or lotion. So that…

I hope Katy Tur is surrounded by bodyguards all day, I was not there and this was scary, I can not imagine how she felt.

Came here to say this. It kills him that he’s attracted to her and knows she wouldn’t give him the time of day.

I hope she’s getting hazard pay for putting up with this shit. I can’t imagine how stressful this experience must be for her, and she keeps going back out there and continuing to kick ass at her job like a fucking champ. I am in awe of this woman’s strength.

Waiting for one of these reporters to be attacked one day. If it’s a woman, I won’t be shocked if she’s assaulted and violated during the process. That’s the atmosphere he’s created at his events and with his candidacy, that you can punish and humiliate however you want and his money will just fix it.

“Little Katy”

I bet she once told him to fuck off, and he still chews on that moment when he gets his 3 am anxiety shits.

I guess that’s what he means by “Great Again”... mob rule & lynchings. Yeah, those were the days.

I have a feeling that she’ll pick able to pick any job her “little” heart desires in the NBC universe come 11/9. She has withstood SO much for a year and a half. She’s a fucking champ, and you can tell NBC recognizes it.

I can’t believe any thinking person, but especially any women, would vote for this vile piece of crap. He is putting this women in danger of physical harm, intentionally. He can’t not know what happened the last time he called her out at a rally. I don’t understand the virus inflicting his supporters. I just know this…

I have every faith that he finds her attractive and yet knows she’s smart, much smarter than he is, and this is the result of his insecurities about himself. Katy Tur is too good for the likes of Donald Drumpf, and this is her punishment.

Make America Great Again. So Great, its Great Leader whips up angry mobs to retaliate on his behalf when his feelings get hurt. So Great, members of the media need Secret Service protection.

LAY OFF OF MY GIRL, ASSHOLE. (Seriously, she is my hero.)

Why not? She’s going to be in a reeducation camp within months, so might as well go out with a bang!