There is a lightness—something almost resembling naiveté—to Garten’s elitism that separates her from other rich, white, New England-based chefs like, oh, Martha Stewart—who has a heavier, more condescending gaze.

In The Sims 3, I once turned a woman and her two daughters into ghosts, then had them all get knocked up by the same ghost boyfirend, then moved them all to a new house, where ultimately two of them had triplets and one had twins. That was all completely unintentional, too. Facing the prospect of having three women…

Even better.

Spraying? You’re confusing coughing with sneezing.

So... the cough-into-their-hand folks probably learned it from old PSAs. I distinctly remember learning in kindergarten (via video) to cough and sneeze into my bare hands. The idea was that it “trapped” the germs. There was a little dance that went with it, where we cupped our hands over our mouths.  It could be…

Fun fact: Gwyneth Paltrow actually did die while making Contagion. However, prior to filming, she contracted a genetics lab to make a clone of herself to carry out her Goop legacy.

My boss coughed directly onto the keyboard of a conference room computer. I hate my boss.

Pho

Public spitting is okay when necessary, I feel, but it should be done quickly and quietly, and not left obvious and disgusting for others.

Wear an anti infection mask. It’ll protect your from germs and people will avoid you, win win.

I know what to tell those people: you are garbage humans. Join the rest of us in the 21st century.

AND WHO THE FUCK COUGHS ON A PLANE WITHOUT COVERING THEIR MOUTH? YOU ARE SPREADING YOUR GERMS TO ME

I sometimes purposely cough in the direction of people who are acting like hosers on the subway. I’m not sick but they don’t know that.

i cannot tell you how many people I pass on the street who don’t cover their mouths AT ALL! I give them nasty looks and cover my mouth, but they don’t care. they look at me like i am the weirdo. Parents - why are you not raising your children correctly???

= Rape Culture

This is sadly not surprising to me at all.

Lol I would if I still had it! I went something like:

Can I reply to you with a “they’re called Native Americans”?

Also, people who exist in this country today, and don’t care to see their cultural / religious artifacts used in this way.

Also, don’t reply to me with trolly things like saying American Indians massacred tons of people.