Or it was a conscious decision by the developers to encourage people to actually go out exploring in order to find their pokemon.

And that is is why you need to develop a third pitch to truly be successful at the major league level.

How are you out of the greys?

Dude, please......

Please don’t suggest a backup drone; Trevor’s already ruled out that option.

Hmm...maybe if he knew somebody who specialized at throwing objects with accuracy and velocity at a target almost exactly 60 feet away, that person could knock the drone out of the tree...

Someone does.

Perhaps these micro chips could even give a precise reading of the air pressure, lest we end up with some never-ending issue regarding differences in air pressure. But alas, I fear that is but a pipe dream

“They really did it all season. Really.”

“Maybe I shouldn’t have tried for a third one.”

“Of Coors you should have!”

After watching him and Peyton Manning in the Super Bowl, it makes sense that he’d get paid quarterback money.

You’re making the heroic assumption that he cared about getting back onto the field in time.

I'm trying to figure the logistics here. He couldn't bang a groupie while his team was in the field because he was playing. The only way would be if he had made the last out. What if it was a 1-2-3 inning? He might have five minutes to get to the club house, do his business and get back out to the dugout to go play?

And yet, somehow, as if by magic, cops manage to do their jobs without becoming paranoid trigger-happy psychopaths around white people, who—let’s be clear—account for the other sixty percent.

I swear, you’d think MLK was the only black leader these people had ever heard of. Clearly, in his death, he’s the only one they’ll even feign respect for.

hold this L

Surely the police have duties that supercede stumbling around aimlessly looking for bodies, that may or may not exist, in random wooded areas. Responding to 911 calls, for example.

To be fair, the power of 5 million players across the world looking for pokemon in obscure as shit places is staggering. You end up finding some shit.

I suppose this is the inevitable start of Tim Tebow’s political career.

I don’t mind Christianity, I don’t even particuarly mind fundimental Christianity, but I will not be lectured on morals by anyone willing to support a narcissistic, hate-filled monster like Trump.