Coincidentally, the only reason Colon agreed when Collins asked him to participate was that he thought Collins’ text message said, “we’ll let you eat” as opposed to “we’ll let you bat.”

Bear Friday = quittin’ time. Thanks, crafty garbage bear. I no longer have to justify my slacking to myself.

Bear respects his Craft

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This just explains why Gilbert doesn’t have the gate code.

I hope when that kid grows up, he finds Gilbert Arenas and beats the shit out of him.

I’ve played soccer for 26 years, including in college. You are over-estimating your ability to kick a ball accurately 110 yards off of a punt. I doubt you could do that part of it, add in that the goalie above did it with enough pace to not allow the defenders to catch up to it.

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You’re being disappointingly reasonable about this. I was hoping for Trumpian bluster.

What’s the wager? I’ll put money on you can’t in 8 tries

There’s always the one dude.

The way the ball moves (with the channels on each ball being different) and the condition of the field and wind conditions, not to mention the distance, this is impressive.

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Its all coming true

Go: Go

She’s probably gonna flat-twist it like a sensible person would.

I can’t wait to ignore the outrage. This is fantastic :)

"Yes, that is murder, but"

black cops can be bad, too. when minority cops kill minority citizens, they're still the tool of the majority.

The only speedruns I find objectionable are the "tool-assisted" exercises in macro programming that have nothing to do with actual gaming skill. They're a helluva benchmark, don't get me wrong—-the fastest tool-assisted speedrun is, in theory, the very fastest possible run through a game, and human endeavors can…