Look, Trubisky has only been in this system for a year....sorry wrong thread. 

Confusing but erotic?

shocking that someone employing an MLK quote on social media did not actually mean it

He’s going to get plunked in batting practice tomorrow.

Oh so apparently this whole time the St Louis Cardinals Doing It The Right Way™ took offense at bat flips because they weren’t extreme enough.

DYLANS WHORE MOM IS A SAINT 

I love the idea of, “Let’s combat anti-Nazi imagery with Trump imagery. That’ll show them who the real Nazis are!”

I remember when the greatest controversy surrounding soccer is when Dylan’s whore-ass mom brought whole oranges instead of slices.

Fuck this shit.

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

That the uncalled false start led to a pick six was a perfect representation of this game 

It’s not a game.

Both great finishers, just on different ends of the finish.

Fighters today only think about winning and put on boring fights,

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

I’ve done that river tuber thing and I can tell you with absolute certainty that girl was a student at Arizona State. 

I have a friend who regularly saves drunk weekend tubers after they’ve floated downstream and into the Arizona desert. One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot. You can’t make this stuff up.

“He wasn’t rich in love or in friends but he was rich enough in cash to buy this overpriced, floating deathtrap.”

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”