Yeah, I don’t understand the hate. If you want change, staying with the all white ownership isn’t really going to do anything. If you get someone on your side that is an owner, well that can make progress. And I don’t see Eric Reid turning down those NFL checks either...

I gave up on this game. Liked it, wanted to keep liking it. Really wanted to. But after a few couple-hour play sessions, the 22-min reset dynamic got on my nerves. Less an adventure game (which I like!) and more of a timed puzzle game (which I don’t like!)

That's good Kinja 

You have selected Driver. Are you sure you don't want to select a putter?

The best way to solve gun violence is to only sell Lee Carvello’s Putting Challenge.

No well-adjusted person becomes a billionaire. The whole point for them is the accumulation of wealth and power because they’re sociopaths. 

Did you ever try to line up against Champ, point across the field and yell, “HEY, WHAT’S THAT??? just before the snap?

Woman that was dating 20 men gets mad at man that is dating two. 

Listen, fun is fun, but if you’re going to interrupt your kid’s summer league game do it in the time honored and respectable fashion...get into a drunken argument with the official, before taking a few swings at random parents trying to separate the two of you, then storm off to your car screaming, “I’m sorry, I…

I love this site, but that was one of the worst, most shameful blogs they’ve ever done

Hey, remember that time Deadspin said the men’s team doesn’t support the women’s team?

That’s a picture of him before he starting taking steroids.

Tow? If that’s my property, that’s an immediate tie the other end into my 2-phase 220 outlet, grab a beer and watch the fun.

Old man yells at cloudbased ads

If ever there were a dude who had his sweat glands disabled through advanced medicine, it'd be him.

The fact that Steve Ballmer isn’t consistently soaking-wet is incredible.

Please use its proper name, a masterbatoreum.

This is what the photographer walked into:

“You’re a loser. I’m a winner”