How is life in your parents basement? 

Don’t forget that in some states, gaining access to a safe deposit box after the death of the owner can be an administrative nightmare.

Saying you’re ‘boycotting’ a company for a day is a dumb as me saying I’m boycotting Walmart because I’m going tomorrow instead of today. Or that you’re boycotting a movie because you saw it on Sunday instead of Friday. 

My favorite memory is right before the kickoff Collinsworth said “I dunno if the Bears want to receive. You want to start a game like this on defense.”

Devin Hester taking it to the house on the first play of the Super Bowl was the most joy I have ever felt as a Bears fan. Shame they had to end the game right after that play and nothing else happened.

You’re not acquainted with too many Russians, I take it? 

Tell me: Would you dunk your head in a toilet bowl just because the water is blue from one of those colored cleansing tablets?

Trying to shame her for these things is ludicrous.

wait until you get to drunk Pinoe!

ya’ll might be interested in this gem as well then haha

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Good thing she was not a black cosplayer, or this would have been a completely different post... on The Root.

As opposed to Gawker Media, where nobody claimed any responsibility and they still shout about how they were innocent to this day?

Marianne Williamsonoma

Legit question: why would anyone want to be a QA tester? Is it viewed as a doorway to a better job in the industry?

I can answer that. I received a degree in Game Development but due to personal circumstances after college, couldn’t realistically move to another city for work. I wasn’t having much luck applying for the positions I wanted in production and with bills to pay decided to apply for a QA tester position. I figured worst…

I worked QA on Black Ops III at the El Segundo Activision location, placed by Volt. We were paid a base wage of $10/hour, and initially the hours were 8am-6pm Monday thru Saturday. Crunch time we worked 7am-7pm every single day of the week.

I don’t think using “those left behind” as a reason not to go through with it works. Expecting that level of logical thought from a suicidal person is.. Well, it doesn’t really work like that. 😕

This is really sad. If anyone out there reading this is in crisis, please, I know it seems impossible, but reach out to someone, anyone, before you do anything drastic. 

But that’s not accurate, the USMNT did put out a statement of support. Deadspin purposefully chose not to include it here.