Oh shut the fuck up, this has nothing to do with Trump, hazing has been happening before he came around and will continue to do so after he leaves office

Cool your jets, genius. Sex assault wasn’t invented in November.

If this is where we’re dumping unneeded, poor-taste jokes, I’m tossing this here

“there was a lookout at the door watching for coaches not to come.”

The fourth best foward on Dortmund would still be the best forward on the USMNT.

He’s bacne!

You misspelled dook.

If I were to die in a tornado I would want my last 10 seconds to be watching 2 teams I don’t care about too.

I’m astounded that you’re the only person to even mention it. I was on his side until I saw that. Now I don’t care how he far up he moves in this scene. Pretty shitty move.

“I will be a top player just you niggas wait”

“Says he screwed himself”

Nothing has ever hurt Maradona’s feelings more than seeing this.

I once ordered penicillin and leeches.

During a practice lunch interview, a coach chided her for ordering cranberry juice, saying it could be interpreted as a sign of a urinary-tract infection, she recalls.

6 years, to me, is not really serving your time for killing a human being & feeding them to a dog. Add to that the fact that he got out on a technicality, and its somehow even worse. I wouldn’t agree that he paid for his crimes.

Excellent explanation that makes complete sense. I definitely appreciate this.

Not really. He is actually a quite mediocre goalkeeper. This only happened because Boa Esporte is a very, very small club, playing in a truly insignificant league: at state level, it’s the module II, and at the national level, it’s the “C” league. I can’t begin to convey to you how insignificant those two are, but…

As a Justice Officer in the Brazilian Judiciary system, allow me to try to explain the legal aspects of this, since other commenters seem to be confuse by how it’s possible a man convicted to 22 years to be released after 4 years.

It’s a cover story for a bribe, is what it is.

Maybe he can apply for a H1-B visa and coach soccer at Baylor.