So you’re saying the outlook isn’t looking good for a Hightower after encountering a Jet in New York?

...pleaded guilty to endangering the welfare of a child.

“Only if the cats do not have any anti-capitalist leanings, Dave”

Roach is the true Lady of Time and Space.

If he would’ve had SEC SPEED he might have evaded those cops.

The Geralt and Ciri theme is pretty cool just for the awesome music. Is there a way you can combine the music with your own pictures?

Man, not even the Warriors could blow a 4-0 lead

No douche. Repping team gear (that just happpens to make you look homeless) when you know the media is trying to figure out your job status is hilarious.

“there’s only two reasons a 40-year old man should be wearing a hat backwards. He’s a professional sniper or he’s giving his buddy a blowjob.”

Well....they believe they do..

I don’t think the Thunder are losing because Andre Roberson didn’t get enough touches.

This is why I put Anal Ease on all my tools. 

My toddler won’t stop screaming GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHZZZZZOOOOOOO at peak child volume (1 million decibels), which is his attempt at my GGGGAAAALLLLLLAAAAAZZZOOOO...and now my wife looks like she wants to murder both of us. Whoops. New skill unlocked for the kid.

Two tots enter, one tot leaves

Ignore the haters. The people at gawker media are all part of the regressive left who sometimes happen to write about things we enjoy ( cars, games, science fiction). But increasingly, this whole site is becoming anti-trump/anti-conservative and it’s pissing people (like you and me) off.

Listen, I didn’t vote for Trump and I dislike his leadership style, but let’s be clear about one thing. The President didn’t get the Chief killed no matter how you dress it. There were several layers of leaders doing risk assessment and mission prioritization between those two things. The President isn’t the guy…

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

She’s like those people who say, “I identify as a black attack helicopter.”

Please, let's not call this "rape." I'm sure that birth can sometimes be traumatic, but calling it "rape" does a real disservice to survivors.