My rule is even simpler:

Guess whether this is a serious question or a joke:

Is this tax deductible? 

I never had a father physically touch me

And then to yell “World Star?” What the fuck?

They don’t teach cops how/when to use their guns...you think they teach them how to drive?

If I spent thousands of dollars to get there and got nothing, I’d be mad too.

When you put it that way, a soccer game seems like a fucking joke in comparison. Really puts things in perspective.

Apparently, Ohio has a law that makes it illegal for anyone who is “nude or semi-nude” and working in a strip club to touch or be touched by a patron who’s not an immediate family member.

Ted Cruz?

This made me laugh, and also die a little inside.

The rookie move wasn’t copy-pasting his instructions into the tweet. The rookie move was not doubling down and leaving it. Hey, they said all he had to do was use the hashtags, and he did.

I just spent about 5 full minutes watching that GIF at the top loop while listening to Pacific Coast Highway by Kavinsky.

Watching a bunch of pros lose their shit like I do every single time I play is incredibly refreshing.

It’s relevant to the case in that he clearly established a pattern of targeting older women.

You don’t go to a restaurant, order a meal and tell them you’ll pay only if you decide not to throw it up on the carpet.

I’m pretty sure CDPR could come out and say that you’ll be playing as an amorphous blob whose combat and speech capabilities are both limited to wet farts, and I’d *still* be incredibly stoked for the game.

$4 frozen pizza is where it’s at.

Did you know that if it weren’t for the letters e, b, r, o, n, j, m, and s, LeBron James’ initials would be L.A.?

EA was literally: