Even better is getting a rub down on the beach from two seitans.

If it exists, there is porn of it.
Give me your internet card, just give it over now.

I believe Neeson was offered the movie but declined.

Old rule: And if it exists….

K19: The Widowbanger

Gluten.

You mean the CTO.

They're going to need to manage expectations from a 10,000 foot level going forward.

It's not titties, it's HBO. As in, it's titties.

Bill Simmons is suddenly very available so who knows.

So, John Oliver's been Leno'ed. #I'mWithOllie.

If they ever do one for "You have no idea…" we'll be here for days.

for Ultraman. For Ultraman!

I heard he foments all over her in the Millennium Fellalcon.

She's reading "A 3rd Helping of Chicken Soup for the Soul."
Clearly, something is missing.

Very skilled. Swallows schwings whole. I mean X-Wings.

Don't you mean Keira Knightly + Emma Watson + observable breasts = Daisy Ridley? This isn't a bad thing.

Is she on Tinder? I'd like to show her my lightsaber.

He'll Slytherin past your Hogwarts.

Independence Day?