President Trump!!

Yes and (takes the other one out from under the right cup) yes!

What a ridiculously beautiful somewhat-fat-by-today's-standards woman.

"On my world, it means burger."

Stupid Whataburger. Pay Gadot to stuff a couple burgers down that logo. Solve your problem AND address fanboy complaints about her chest. Does no one think of synergy except Weird Al Yankovic in that song?

*slap table spastically and fake-laugh*

I still don't understand what's going on in the movie.

Dang. Can someone still punch Scott Eastwood's eminently punchable face for me?

The Frenched and The Furious 8 (My Candy Ass)

Do you also have lazer gunz omfg pewpew

A TetrisTitanicZorro could have some win. Titanic sees the iceberg but it can be sunk using Tetris-style moves with ice pieces. But first Rose must be saved from the dastardly whatshisname. So Jack DawsonZorro fights his way through the ship swinging from the ship ropes. But the iceberg, it's not sinking, it needs…

"Say 'maj' again. Say 'maj' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say maj one more goddamn time"

I was sick one day recently, browsing HBO Go and finding nothing at all. Then in the C's I saw Career Opportunities, 1991, Jennifer Connelly, did some quick math on her age and we were off. I don't know the lead actor's name, I didn't realize Dermot Mulroney was in it, I didn't care about the subplot where they're…

*Too busy to respond. Too busy.*

Print it duplex baby, oh yeah, grayscale it for me, headers AND footers yessss…

Has no one noticed that Sorkin looks like Chris Nolan's older brother? Isn't it time Sorkin writes a movie Nolan directs starring DiCaprio? Yes, it's time.

Well played sir. That could not be more apt.

Isn't it bad enough that Aaron Rodgers her and I'm not a better actor?

Have you seen Career Opportunities? You're welcome.

I thought he wanted to get humor implants.