You mean Mario Oleo Lopez for Grease? What is this, stunt casting? It's too perfect. It's pluperfect.

The truth is in here, somewhere. Maybe a little deeper….yes…

Can she just tell me how to date Natalie Dormer already?

I'll Talia what, you stop making bad jokes, and I'll cast you as her ridiculously old love interest.

So the SAG-AFTRA rep gets to measure the inter-genital distances to ensure there was or was not touching. What a job.

He's done plane and car. So it's time for "The Disney Cruiser" and "The Amtracker."

Spielberg said "Here, be Lincoln, win an Oscar, write your nation's history and etch your name in it at the same time." And Neeson said "No, more Taken, just….just more Taken please."

eats and leaves too.

At this rate they'll all be part of the actual physical Universe. Who'd'a thunk.

My endocrine system is out of whack too, but I don't shoot laser beams out of my eyes. I just have an enormous penis.

Although dubsmash sounds like two girls are required. Two girls, no cup.

Done and done.

Reboot. By 2022 Iron Man will be rebooted. If you were 18 in 2008 and saw the first Iron Man you'd be 32 in 2022 and so over Marv….wait I'm 32 and I'm not over this universe at all!!!! Gah!

I was going to elaborate but now I'll just sit on this comfy a-hole chair. Hmm…an a-hole-shaped chair would be comfortable.

Quit monkeyking around with my heart that belongs to Emma Stone. Belongs so hard.

Or as Donald Trump calls it: Monkey King: the Barack Obama Story.

And if it is a thing, there must be porn of it. Rule 46 or something.

Sorry, no.

It's one thing to draw this as a cartoon in a couple hours. But to have a team of people spend days/weeks writing the code for this game and never once question it really makes you wonder about how uninformed, nay, stupid, nay, insensitive some people can be.

Oh. My. God. To think that children have been playing this game for over two years.