I miss the Gwyneth I loved in Sliding Doors and Moonlight and Valentino (Jon Bon Jovi....grrr). This insufferable "I'm so above it all" shit is nauseating.

These days my expectations are so low, I'd marry a dude if he bought me a McChicken.

This has helped me immensely in my quest to stick to Atkins. Thank you, Mark.

I laughed my ASS off. But maybe because I hate cats.

When I first read this headline I read "detonated". And I was like "why the FUCK did her womb EXPLODE!!!????"

I feel the need to do so many things to him.

perfect.

"Luckily, no one was really hurt ..."

This made me physically ill. Poor boy. Who would "choose" to live a life that would have you ostracized and abused by your own family? I was shocked there was no banjo music playing in the background.

I am perturbed by the number of times they mention Patagonia vests; mentioning them like they are GOOD things, and not the uniform of Canadian grade 11 bush parties.

Tyson looks right fucking deadly in this clip. I would have been shitting my pants that he was going to lunge and kill me. I'm a blond bitch that went to a private school and I can't throw that much shade.

Fair enough. I was more speaking in the context of how up in arms "everyone" is now, as opposed to when the first video came out when it was clear that something was REALLY awry. I mean, the justification at the time was "well we didn't see what she did first", like someone she could have deserved it.

I'm just confused as to why this is all happening now, as opposed to when the video came out where he is dragging her unconscious body out of the elevator? It was CLEAR that whatever had happened in the elevator ended up with her out cold, and the reports were that they were in a physical altercation. Did we need the…

I wish I wrote this article. YES to everything.

There are way too many things wrong with this story. WAY.

NSF my brain.

While I don't disagree that women should speak out about assault in order to drive awareness to violence against women in every aspect, I don't know that I agree with her taking this specific incident to Twitter. He hasn't been arrested or prosecuted which make her posts defamatory in nature. Twitter seems like it is…

Listen. I was a couple selfie person with my ex, and tagged him in restaurants and on our trips. We were that couple people wanted to be like. But we were fucking miserable. Let's just say our split is a SHOCK to my removed-by-one-degree friends, and I'm left feeling foolish and caught out. I posted the 10% of our…

Well it's certainly not because of The Bachelorette for fucks sake.

Who the fuck is this loser? #fuckoff #celebritywhy?