The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

Megan Fox and Damon Wayans Jr. are probably hooking up.

I got that vibe well before he got his new face.

Seconded. I came to post this exact thing. And his daughter will naturally make appearances, too. I adore her and how they play off each other.

I would LOVE an Eli spin-off and his daughter, Marissa, needs to be the second lead. Also, Jackie needs to show up here and there just to piss him off. Eli flummoxed by Jackie is always hilarious.

I could watch 44 minutes of him sputtering indignantly.

I’m a little less sure of Avery, but yeah, Adnan totally did it.

Calm down there, Satan.

there are a lot of V CONFUSING things happening in that picture

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

Got a lot of idiots ‘round these parts.

And no phucs were given.

times is hard.

still not as brutal as being in the Entourage movie.

I’m constantly tripping over the low bar for men.

The narcissism involved in that decision is incredible.

I mean, you expect that kind of thing in a Volvo, but a Subaru? Weird.

Yes! I swear he went in the bathroom to rage cry and punch the mirror. He seems like a stage 5 creeper who has stalking and DV tendencies with his all his boo-hooing over what she may have said at one moment as if she can’t change her mind. His red-faced roid rage sweats set off all the alarm bells. Not that she’s the…

I know in politics, generally candidates do not refer to their opponents by name in stump speeches. It’s considered giving them free advertising. I imagine Shawn is operating from the same playbook.