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Parker Jotter GT. I prefer in blue ink. I order them by the ten pack. There’s something about that click I like, favoring it over twist or capped pens. I work in sales, and use it to point things out on presentations. It is a sharp looking pen, and the gold clip just looks nice hanging outside a shirt pocket. It’s a

Parker Jotter GT. I prefer in blue ink. I order them by the ten pack. There’s something about that click I like,

The Parker Jotter. Classy look, not $$, always have felt the writing feel is very smooth.

The Parker Jotter. Classy look, not $$, always have felt the writing feel is very smooth.

The Parker Jotter. It just works every time or anywhere.

The Parker Jotter. It just works every time or anywhere.

I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU

It’s considered bad form, but then so is being an asshole, which this lady was, so ... eh.

I just had the saddest Cup-a-Soup the world has ever known :(

That shit happens. You will also mix up lunch bags out of fatigue and complacency. You will believe lies about brushing of teeth, of wearing sunscreen. You will say, “Be careful”, when you fucking know they’re not going to be careful.

Maybe when someone has been locked in a basement their whole lives, you shouldn’t be taking Kimmy Schmidt to the sandwich shop first thing.

“Do you make your sandwiches with bread?”

I think there should be a t-shirt that just says “Dammit, Pinkham!”

What tone were you aiming for with this story?

WHAT ARE PURPLE?

*sips skinny whole-milk nonalcoholic Irish macchiato* from their monogrammed thermos

I had this experience from a server once.

Giorgio is my favorite of the Pinot brothers.

She's clearly allergic to 45-degree angles.

"I ORDERED WHOLE WHEAT TOAST FOUR TIMES AND YOU GUYS KEEP CUTTING IT IN HALF!"

So that means if the red is ground up, then I'm not allergic?

"Oh, well that's okay. I'm not allergic if they're ground up."

"It's a bunch of old, rusty trucks," said Montgomery, the Alabama lawyer. "It's not some national security thing."