My father was a self-described pagan who’d been halfway through a conversion to Catholicism when he died. None of us knew; we found out when the local priest saw his obituary and called the funeral home. I didn’t believe it until I found the Catechism in his house, full of his notes. The priest, who none of us had…
Oh. I should have written one of these about the funeral home we used in Chicago when our daughter passed away. I mean, they weren’t hostile or incompetent in any way, but just like NO people skills and were very weird about money. Our wish was to have her remains transported to my family’s cemetery plot in MN and…
Who would ever give a tow company a good review?
Waiting for the update that she’s just been hired at Fox News
You’re a better person than me. I hate teens. I just dress like one.
Yet again, I am so thankful that my teenaged years went by largely undocumented. No Twitter. No Facebook. No interviews. If you could find the notebook I passed back and forth with my best friend from grade 10-12, though, you would find some tragic comic disqualification for coexisting in the human race.
Oh hell no. The South doesn’t want them. Though we will consider staking Darnelle.
entitled people are entitled
What a charming, charming pair.
shortly after that picture he started in with making biscuits. 19 pounds of claw attacking your crotch; even out of contentment still hurt . :D
MUST. KILL. RED. DOT.
I did that with pot brownies once. Thought they were innocent nut chunk-filled chocolate. Ate six. Spent half a night lying down twitching and watching cartoons inside my eyelids.
"God damn, I love these new winterfresh Oreos!"
I can't believe you actually fell for ol' fluoride treatment gag. On the plus side, now you know semen gives you a stomach ache.
Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.
FTFY, Greg.
"I trusted you."
Cream cheese - a safe and still equally revolting substitute. I've been had by the cream cheese Oreo prank exactly once. Never again.