LOL I've never seen this but I immediately need to be best friends with her. The, "Put WAY too much on one side and then give up and go to the other side" thing happens to me approximately every single day. She's hysterical. "Look at that craftsmanship. That dedication. This is why you have a college degree,…

OH MY GOD. That's incredible! Thank you for sharing.

WHAT KIND OF SORCERY WAS THAT

Just in case people aren't watching the video - the picture at the top is her "before." (No, the "after" doesn't look like Jennifer Lawrence either.)

It's Florida, that's just the producer.

We live on a large ranch with a 1.5 mile driveway. Two entrances: a large gate-entrance from the highway, and a standard subdivision entrance in the back (bought house in subdivision and built a bridge over the ranch creek). My husband is EXTREMELY SHY.

This was about 20 years ago. We'd been together for about 9 months or so, and my roommates had moved out and taken the telephone with them. My girlfriend and I had been out to a party and came home somewhat schnockered, and started doing what young lovers do when they are alone and drunk, that is to say, fucking like…

I was giving my husbot a blow job after I got home from two hours of flipping upside down on a trapeze. I ate a lot of spaghetti before flipping upside down on the trapeze for 2 hours. A hair got caught in my throat and I coughed, and then proceeded to throw up spaghetti all over him.

Working crazy hours in the lab, and managed to finish by lunchtime. Bust my arse round to my boyfriend's house. He is living with his parents as it is close to the new job he's just started at a place with zero public transport, and they have the extra room. Parents are out for the day, gone to visit his 98-year-old…

Two-ish years ago, this hot Israeli military dude picks me up at a coffee shop. We meet for drinks a couple of days. Five minutes into it, when I let him know I'm going to pay for my own beer, he goes, "Are you like a feminist or something?"

My wife and I were staying at a hotel in her hometown for a family wedding. Her parents had a room in the hotel as well. The kids had made use of the waterpark all day and were very tired come reception time so my mother in law offered to go to her room with them and watch them for the night.

I moved into an apartment with my boyfriend two weeks after graduating high school. My parents did not take this well ... at all. They were fully and completely tripping balls. On one hand they wanted to take the position, "You want to be an adult? Well fine ... see how hard it is to be an adult!" ... but then…

Oh boy, dogs and sex. Mine used to grab up his dog bed and start humping it whenever my boyfriend and I were going at it, and wouldn't stop until we did!

The boyfriend and I were in Chicago visiting his brother and brother-in-law. They both leave for some errands and we decide to test out the guest bed properly. A few minutes in to the lovin' his phone rings, he looks over, and it's his mom calling. Side note: His mother is a worrier and, if she gets no answer, will…

My ex boyfriend was a producer/dj and he was playing at a large venue in a different town, where I accompanied him. During the night we drank and, once when we were headed to an afterparty in the morning, took some ecstasy (among other things). The host was kind enough to let us fall asleep on his bed while he…

So in my hometown there is this guy who used to always be the drunk guy at the party, passed out halfway down the stairs with dicks drawn on his face (he has since found AA, we're in our thirties, and that shit isn't funny anymore). He has staggered into a room where I was fucking TWICE. Two different dudes, two…

It was my first new years with my boyfriend, and we were at his mom's having some very drunk late night AM sex in his room. A drunk girl someone brought to the party burst into the room asking where her date was and yelling. I told her to get out and we kept the bang train rolling. A couple miutes later she comes in…

I had just ended a ten year relationship and was with a new partner and feeling out of my routine comfort zone a little bit. Sex with a new person after that many years can make you feel like you are starting all over again in many ways. We had had sex a few times before and I was finally starting to feel more…

On a late weekday afternoon many years ago, my girlfriend and I were having a perfectly enjoyable time making out—no strenuous groping and no moaning, mind you—on a discreet pew in Grace Church on Broadway in Manhattan when some church warden or sexton or whatever tells us to take it somewhere else. The nerve.

Going parking in Texas - Because when you live at home you gotta find somewhere else to bone. Just about to get the deed done when I heard TAP TAP TAP. "Ma'am are you here by your own accord?" Statie made up move along. Which lead to a second cop interrupting at a different park. Citation later, I just couldn't win.