No, that's not what anyone is saying at all:

Have you met my friend Racism? And his buddy, Sexism?

Good Christ! I have 3 kids, all birthed in a hospital setting with the assistance of a midwife, nurse and husband (and drugs for 2 of them). I cannot, for the fucking life of me, imagine giving birth at 16 in my childhood home's bedroom (how do you hide the mess from your mom?!). Then taking that newborn - so soon…

Yes, I'll have the Feel Burger with an extra large order of cries.

Dear Mama Eclectic,

Weird, I just thought both of those exact same things when I saw that picture. Are you me? Am I you?

Probably around the same time they became"anonymous" posters on message boards where they leave enough personal information to identify themselves.

Since when do judges have blogs?

Yep. They have always had a kid's program. It's not advertised now days, and you even have to hunt around on the website to find it, but it's still there.

At TEN?!?!?

And I thought my mom was wrong in signing me up for Weight Watchers at age 10. Guess I dodged a bullet. What a horrible person that mother must be.

According to Princeton Mom this is exactly how it should be done! Pre-college lipo so that you can be your Best Self to snag those amazing college guys and obtain Full And Complete Success.

At some point, Daddy can't tell you you're the prettiest anymore. You're going to have to start thinking it for yourself.

What the hell is up with the trolls today?! Is it because of new Kinja? The percentage of stupid seems to have doubled overnight.

So because he DIDNT name light skinned black people. He IS glorifying light skinned black people? I'm confused

He didn't say it was a chore but he has had dozens of videos and probably hundreds of publicity shots with black women. Including the one the outrage was hurled at him about. He doesn't deserve the hate. Period

Okay, outside of the fact that, with regards to his album cover, he's 100% right, why the hell do I care what this guy thinks about politics? Why was the question even asked?

Yeah. Forming habits of eating healthy and moderate exercise so you look and feel better so horrible.

For a lot less than that they could have just hired someone to punch him in the larynx.

Didn't you know? Semen and foreign pubic hairs are common complications of MS.