You will literally not believe how many amazing videos of paint drying I have. Your mind will be blown! :D

Apparently Jezebel's standard of 'awesome' 'special' and 'amazing' are reaching new lows.

I'm eagerly awaiting your mind blowing video of paint literally drying.

Does the written apology eed to be written in blood or is ink okay?

Scroll bar is working great!

Women with small breast can have saggy tits. If you get pregnant, there is good chance, regardless of your breast size, that you will have saggy tits. Guess what? Having saggy tits isn't the end of the world. I have saggy tits and world has not yet fallen off its axis.

During a recent lighthearted conversation about bikinis, cleavage, etc (in mixed company), a gal pal of mine said, "If I had breasts as small as you, I would have gotten a boob job a long time ago!"

THIS. Supporting your friend does not require you to compromise your own safety. Get out now.

Number 2,

My advice for number one: Just respond with "I guess I'm just not as insecure as you are."

Dogs are stupid.

David Guetta has been married for 22 years? Holy crap.

While I will never buy Vogue, ever again because of the current cover. I think Vogue putting Lupita on now is kind of meh. Not because she isn't glorious but because at this point, she's already been on so many other covers that it would seem that Vogue is a step late. They are suppose to be on the fore front and…

Miss Piggy and Kermit done it better

They work at an old folks home? They can really fuck with 'em old ladies if they wanted to. Didn't I just see you over there? - confused senior. Who me? No, I've been here this whole time! - Twin

Gif is the best.

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There's something chilling about the kind of man who can walk into a domestic violence scenario and think, "I'm gonna engage in sexual activities."

What. A. Creep.

Every time I read the words "forcible rape"

This happens a lot in my city, sometimes it's reported and sometimes it's buried but errbody knows. Don't call the police, don't trust the police.