OK for person to marry dog...
I'd be okay with him staying on television if I could see his ass handed to him this way every time. It's pretty satisfying.
Kidnapping: non-consensual baby sitting
"Wordplay!"
I had gas pains like that once, it was in the middle of the night.
My husband woke to my moaning and thought that I was masturbating. Jeez.
My husband had a motorcycle accident. He was found semi-conscious and transported to the hospital. Firemen showed up at our door and told me, they were so sweet. They left his gear downstairs when they first arrived so as not to freak me out. The first thing they said was that he was ok.
Senior year of college, one of my roommates was crawling around our house saying his stomach was killing him. After a while we decided to finally take him to the ER. As he is laying on the hospital bed for hours on end, the doctor comes back with results of whichever tests my friend was given. It turned out that my…
A friend of mine did a rotation in a hospital here in Atlanta. She swears this is true. A guy came in with unexplained abdominal pain. After going through the normal troubleshooting and not getting any answers they did a CT scan. He had dozens of small oval objects throughout his digestive track. They finally got…
you can bet that someone on that writing team is reading all of these, looking for inspiration ;)
On a complete side note, the first story made me think of the time I was living in a house with all guys in college and they were pretty reasonably disgusting human beings. One used to cut his toenails in the living room and put the clippings in a dirty coffee mug, and just leave them there.
This is considered a plus size model??
When I'm not feeling well, my Stella knows it and won't leave me except for quick bathroom trips. It's adorable and so sweet.
So when my dog sniffed people's crotches, I should have handed them a bill for diagnostic services instead of an apology? Missed opportunity...sigh.
I just told read this story to my dog, and she was like, "what? do you want to rub my belly? no? then, be quiet and let me get back to napping."
Moral of the story: you should let your dog cop a feel every once in a while.
I hope that's a GoPro! Those things are tough.
Fuck the Internet!