Try emailing Timothy Joyner (tjoyner@richmondspca.org) if the site tells you orientation is full again. Or I can just slip you the times for clinic cage cleaning and you can sneak in.

That's too bad. :( And where are all these people when it's clinic cage cleaning time?

That's because men don't have to try.

The staffing guy at my work complained that there's no loyalty in young workers. I've been working there for 6.5 years—part-time, no benefits, no hope of advancement even as the company expands into other states. At Christmas they sent out custom made cards, but no bonuses.

Is volunteer orientation full? I haven't been able to look at the dates for volunteer orientation since I'm in the system, but I know they always need people for laundry and cage cleaning, and I'm still getting emails about fostering.

If you do find stray kittens, please watch for their mother before rescuing them. It's great that people help orphaned kittens like Moses, but it's best for kittens to stay with their mother.

I hate Facebook birthday wishes. I don't care enough about being e-popular to forget that I'm only getting them because Facebook told people it was my birthday.

Oh good, now I don't need to post this. Great episode or greatest episode?

As a fellow non-hugger, I offer you either a handshake or a nod from across the room.

Their online complaint form just asks for name, email, and flight info.

No one is trying to ban g-spot stimulation. Those of us for whom it does not, has not, and will never work cannot forget that subtext because "this boon to women's sexual health" ignores our experience.

Hear, hear! Remember, they're all just jealous because we're creative problem solvers who think outside the box.

Because our culture clearly values being able to orgasm from penetrative sex over being able to orgasm from clitoral stimulation? Women like me are told that we just haven't found the right partner or that we need to do this exercise or we're just not in tune with our bodies. The Mystery of the G Spot often carries…

A few things.

I know that it's probably polo-with-bikes-instead-of-horses, but I can only picture Muggle Quidditch.

You do realize who had to work on all those farms for no pay, right?

I was always disappointed that I got the Island Paradise Lady Lovelilocks doll instead of the one with her pink dress. But watching it as an adult was...interesting. Along with the stuff listed above, I also completely forgot her boyfriend was a dog.

Sorry, but I'm not going to change my mind unless some brightly colored bears show up to teach me how to feel feelings.

Pixietails! I assume there's no LLL remake that show is kind of messed up. Lady Lovelilocks is revealed as the real princess because of her magic blonde hair, the evil Duchess Ravenwaves has the darkest hair color in the cast, and the evil pixietails (the snarlies) torment innocent people by making them look less…

As much as I loved the Care Bears as a kid, that shit does not hold up. The original My Little Pony is slightly more tolerable since a good chunk of the voice cast went on to work on The Simpsons.