I meant small in quantity. Should have mentioned that a pea-sized drop is a good first step, leading to half a teaspoon tops.

“Lorde said, spotting the presence of the notoriously hot chili pepper”

If you’re impressed by Lorde, watch Issa Rae’s episode. Not only did she not break a sweat, I don’t think she drank anything the entire time. 

This going to be one hell of a party and the Foxbots will lose their shit for weeks.

A movie from the director of Joker about the guy who killed Gawker Media?  That’s a comment section to avoid.

Q. What did Bubba the Love Sponge say to his wife?

Fuck Hulk Hogan. 

Don’t speak ill of hulk hogan

You wanna do it at home, no problem.

Note to you: selling a food item from a different cultural background probably cool and fine. I’m sure some people will criticize you, but you’re running a food business and someone will always criticize you.

“I let God take the wheel, and the state take my license ( and hopefully her kid for a while too)“ - Crazy Ohio Lady

The woman said she “let go and let God take the wheel,” the police report said, adding that she believed she did the right thing.

God: “Christ I have shit to do.”

God can take the wheel, so long as the state has her keys.

I mean, I have had arguments with christians (the dominant religious category in the US, both in sheer raw numbers and in positions of power) claim without a hint of irony that they are “persecuted” or “oppressed”.

look, if you’re not intimidated by someone stepping on a “back the blue” flag, you can’t claim to fear for your life when you see someone with a dark complexion.

When hate crimes were initially being debated, I do recall the suggestion that it might backfire and become "thought policing." I imagine a lot of right wingers who believe white Christians are the oppressed ones would love to see prosecutions for publicly criticizing white people and Christians.

All the anti-cancel culture, anti-PC, anti-woke, “Intellectual Dark Web” crowd would have a lot more purchase with me if they cared about actual shit like this. To the Bari Weiss’s of the world, J.K. Rowling facing some criticism for her repeated, unjustifiable transphobia, is a massive threat to democracy, but law…

Gotta laugh that an entire profession essentially based on physical intimidation needs a law protecting them from symbolic intimidation. I mean, what kind of snowflakes are they employing these days?

Cops are the most pathetic and fragile creatures on earth. Fuck the police. Hire real people instead of craven thugs.