Wait a minute, I understand now. You guys are trying to bring back Jelly Week and those terrible aspics, aren’t you! I refuse to submit to the ways of jellied foods! Never again!

Oh man, can we do that on Takeout? Cuz that would be awesome.

Hey now, those officers probably would have been really scared... of melanin.

It’s squirrels. Antifa squirrels with tiny cans of soup and bumblebee tuna.

But the bibles! Think about the bibles! He was truly committed to spreading the good word!

Don’t forget the official who decided “Well now, that’s someone who should be distributing bibles! In DC! At this very time!”

Thank you so much for that kind response. And thanks for letting me vent. I’ll get by, it’s just a shitty time.

My spouse and I separated and officially broke about 2 and a half weeks ago, 2 days after our 4th anniversary. At the end, it was toxic and miserable, and I was the only one who honestly wanted it to work. I lost most of my friends in the process. Half the people in my family who haven’t passed on already (I lost my…

With the price of meat what it is, when you get it...

As a vegetarian, I honestly do sometimes. It’s been like 15 years, and once in a while, I want a damn cheeseburger without eating an animal. That being said, I agree with you entirely. There are plenty of vegetarian foods that will fill you up, give your palate a hug (or a kick if you prefer), knock you out for the…

I’m sure Ashli Babbitt thought that too before she caught a bullet in the neck. It’s sad in a way, because I’m sure when these treasonous assholes bleed out, they feel the opposite.

It really never gets old.

So... space cheese?

Sorry to be that guy, but you mean Therese-Put-Up-Your-Dukes. Helene is the daughter, who will most certainly put her dukes up against her racist, homophobic family in support of Ashanti.

No, it’s about King Geedorah: a space monster, signified by the number zero.

Wait, just one?

I thought it was pepperoni, mushroom and bacon? Or at least it is here in southern Ontario... Anyways, I hear you. But let’s be honest, there is very little that is actually Canadian about it. At least “Hawaiian” pizza was literally invented here!

So... any bets these people make an actual living wage/salary? These people need a raise. A big one.

Yes, this is fantastic news. Institutions are immortal, individuals are not. And this woman’s efforts deserve to be immortalized and made even more available, in perpetuity, for the good of all humankind.