Can we just rename Hawaiian Pizza to Canadian Pizza already?

Not just jewish. An orthodox jew, and the son of the former president of a synagogue association. And his brother is the executive director of Chovevei f*****g Zion. Marching with card carrying, “let’s commit another holocaust” Nazi assholes. Up really is down sometimes, huh?

What’s this? Doth my heart deceive me? Something that actually makes me feel slightly warm and fuzzy while still appropriately sad? Oh... wait... literally thousands of people are still in his position you say... Hmm, well, it was nice while it lasted. Back to feeling angry and bewildered.

That was the one where he was a secret African Muslim lizard person and burned down the embassy in Benghazi with a cackling Hillary Clinton and the ghost of Hugo Chavez, right?

Agreed. We don’t have PACs as such in Canada, but the idea that it is just normal now that every major corporation (or hedgefund based ownership scheme) naturally has some kind of official lobbying division is, imho, bloody insane. Obviously contributions and such are going to play a role no matter what, but for the…

Don’t forget step 1B: be straight, viciously heteronormative and cisgender.

But haven’t you heard? JFK is alive, and allied with Trump and Q in their fight against the deep state jewish lizard person cabal that trafficks and eats innocent white children! /s

Uncle Ruckus?

Hey, my pasty white ass is right there with you.

Holy fuck. That is despicable.

This is very sad. One of my favorite rappers of all time. Have been listening to him since I was a kid. RIP

From my lily white (yet mixed Irish and Odawa First Nation) Canadian ass, to everyone who celebrates the holiday: Happy Kwanzaa to all!! <3 from Toronto!!

Lol so was I! I was genuinely laughing out loud when it happened!

This. I grew up in the snowbelt of Southern Ontario, Canada. I have never heard of something like this happening to anyone I have known, but 6 foot snowbanks were a normal thing in winter when I was a kid. My first thought when reading this article was exactly that. Would I rather break my window and shovel myself out…

I scrolled down one inch, and from that first inch of the thumbnail, I momentarily thought to myself “Oh shit! Something to do with an exoplanet or Mars or something!”. And then, it was Rudy Giuliani.

I mean, I have known a lot of really awesome Americans in my lifetime. So I don’t wanna say that Americans as a whole disgust me. But a good portion of the population, the laws and systems and social conventions that back them up, the absolutely obtuse aversion to social justice and responsibility, the willfully…

And you may say to yourself (while getting your face reconstructed)... My god, what have I done?!

This gay ass Canadian of mixed Irish/First Nations ethnicity sees it too. May we all punch a fascist wherever we might see one. Rock on my sibling(s) <3