As a Canadian, I would like to thank you for taking the quarantine seriously. I’m not going to lie, the fact that Americans can fly or drive in at all still makes me uneasy. I understand your desire to be with family, but I think I can speak for many Canadians when I say I would prefer you didn’t come at all. That…

*Ahem* For all intents and purposes, it IS a Nazi uniform...

I mean, I have a definite hazy recollection of it being something in the news, but when it happened I was maybe 14 or so. But yes, I hear ya. For once, I am glad I didn’t have the wherewithal to pay attention at the time.

I should not have investigated the backstory to this. What a nightmarish, terrible fucking thing. I need a drink.

North of Barrie... Ew...

Counterpoint: why rum and not bourbon? To continue the corn theme?

Hehe it’s not the shape. It’s the processed “cheese” product called Provel that replaces mozzarella which makes it an abomination.

They do though! India makes Paneer. There is a very hard yak’s milk cheese made in the Himalayas (both Nepal and Tibet) called Churpi. In Mongolia, they eat an unripened cheese called Byaslag that is somewhat bland like paneer. In Japan, there is an ancient cheese like milk product called So that gained popularity in…

“St. Louis style” pizza.

I hear the Berkeley Pit is beautiful this time of year

“Well I do declare! Someone must have forgotten my lil’ ol’ invite. Does a frilly white petticoat count?”

I can tie em in a knot. And a bow.

To be fair, there is nothing wrong with loving to suck dick. On the other hand, using one’s love of dick to enmesh oneself into a position of relevancy within a criminal enterprise that cages children... That is another matter entirely.

As someone who already has multiple tattoos, it sounds fucking painful. And stupid. Painfully stupid? Stupidly painful? Have we colonized Mars yet? Cuz I’m over this place.

Yeah... I honestly believe you, but I am one of those people who absolutely cannot stand olives, and I’ve been a vegetarian for over a decade now. In any case, as a meat eater, I never particularly enjoyed anchovies either! I can honestly kinda sorta see how those flavours would come together nicely for someone who…

little ducky down ones...

I literally just finished a bag of ketchup chips. They are my favorite. Haven’t had a coffee crisp in a while though... Damn you for making me want to walk to the store.

Oh god... I love pineapple on pizza, but the award for worst pizza ever imagined goes to...

I would like all of these things to happen irl, rather than MMOs. I would trade in alligators falling from the sky, headless vaudeville mermaids and chain lightning trees until the day I die.

Frankly, it’s absolutely fucking offensive to refer to anyone as “looking like a trans person” as the punchline of a joke. Your bullshit apology not withstanding. Go fuck yourself.