Even Bessie Smith: “I’d love to peck like a pecker should!”

Likewise. I’ve been a vegetarian for almost 15 years (lacto-ovo... I eat dairy and eggs). If this is convincing, I will eat this. Happily. Edit: As a Canadian, I will say this: peameal bacon is superior. That being said, if it has been grown in an incubator, I will eat it. Either way.

With all due respect, I gladly pay my taxes. Most years I get at least some sort of return by doing so, and by doing so, I help ensure every Canadian (myself included) gets whatever emergency healthcare service that might be needed. It also helps pay for everything from old age pensions to infrastructure. It isn’t…

Hmm. A great idea! We Torontonians require appropriately tiny live in housekeepers that can fit in the closets of our similarly tiny rented condos!

Hey now, Tom Cotton at least deserves an honourable mention. Let’s not go excluding people... that’d be rude.

That’s precisely how I wake up, every day. Big angry face, and then twerk violently forwards and backwards on all fours. Difference is, I usually hit the end table before falling over.

Aww Rooo. Your comments remind me of old kinja. You are a treasure.

Wait, I’m sorry... did you think we are suddenly back in normal reality now? As far as I’m concerned, it could be a statue of Rick and Morty fingerfucking Mr. Poopy Butthole, and it would still be fair game.

Well, I mean, you CAN... You’re just gonna get, you know, boo’ed and tear gassed.

Hehehe... Spray Tan Pinochet... I’m dying!! Alright, take your damn star ;)

Are you okay, Esther?

Well boy howdy. I do declare, I too feel a might faint!

I would like to procure a paddle shaped spatula. Carved in the form of a sturgeon.

Bingo. You should have included this:

Here here!

Huh? I mean, I agree with your sentiment, but isn’t your sentiment exactly the same as the OP’s? Or have I lost the ability to read? One of us has, either way.

I am sorry to write this. But fucking kill them. Or throw them in GITMO. That’s how ‘Murica loves to treat terrorists right? Drone strike that motherfucker. I’m done with this bullshit. Treat them like ISIS. Oh wait, right, my bad...

We have actually tried to feed our cat various human foods. She won’t touch raw or cooked meat (other than her wet food) or really much else. She will occasionally nibble a small piece of cheese or lick up a raw egg, but typically, it’s kibbles and cans of cat food, or bust.