Honestly. I had to chuckle at his line about how “People that don’t have a clue about how to keep New Yorkers safe suddenly think they know about policing”. As if keeping New Yorkers safe and policing them are not mutually exclusive... The fact that Shea is saying these things as a police officer illustrates that he…

Girl. I mean, glass or no. And regardless of skin color. What about the floors when you get home? The bedsheets?! How many showers is it gonna take to get all of the piss, shit, vomit (human or otherwise) and other refuse off those damn tootsies... *shudders deeply*

Really? In what context? Do you roast them or something, or consume them raw?

I’m in.

You even consider it...? Those are sinful thoughts my friend. You’d better repent now and get it over with.

Banished also has some pretty awesome mod support. With mods, the game is practically endless.

Elementary penguins singing Hari Krishna.

I refuse to make grilled cheese sandwiches if I do not have soup to dip them in.

Counterpoint: deep fried ice cream is delicious.

Vive le Roi. Le Roi est poulet.

Ah yes. The beer thing is getting better in Ontario. You can purchase wine, beer and cider in the grocery store now. Whereas in Quebec, like in the US, you can just hop over to the local depaneur and grab it.

Is it, like, that 20% table syrup stuff? I gotta say... I never understood how anyone could eat that, it’s so sweet! Give me pure maple syrup or give me death!

Ahh. Yeah I’m not sure if that is the case in Toronto- although admittedly, I don’t have a Costco membership. I always did wonder if Alberta had more American brands given the province’s, uhh, “Western” proclivities.

Wait, let me get my little Canadian mind around this: Golden Griddle is... a brand of syrup and not a 24 hour breakfast restaurant? There is a brand of pancake batter called Krusteaz (ew!)? America is weird...

Right? I’m Canadian, and I literally didn’t put two and two together with respect to Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben until the past 10 years or so. Slave imagery just wasn’t in Canada’s public consciousness when I was growing up, so I figured (like you) she was a real person related to the owner or something.

What a slut. Just look at her, shaking her tail feathers at the disco... I THOUGHT YOU WERE MINE FOREVER!!! COME BAAAAACK!!!

And for the record, I would star you more if I could too, brother.

And suddenly, all our eyes were dry. The only thing left was resolve.