I got a snail on the side of my foot years ago that has held up beautifully. The artist was skeptical and did convince me to raise the snail by maybe a centimetre, but otherwise it’s perfect to this day!

Haven’t you heard? A bullet is just a kiss from an angel!

I mean, there honestly are cases of large predatory animals “taking care of” abandoned/orphaned young of different species. I watched an entire David Attenborough segment about a lioness who “adopted” a baby orphaned gazelle. She actually fought off other lions to protect it. Sad part is the baby gazelle eventually…

“What happened to the tolerant left?”

“resort owner Donald Trump”

And/or try to force that person off the train entirely.

In Toronto, it’s literally every other bar. Not that i’m complaining. Love me a good drink at Fynn’s.

Gah. Some of us good ones are still trying to work their ways back into the black. Took me years dammit. Here we go again.

Now, I live in Canada... so maybe time works differently here (metric system and socialized healthcare and whatnot). But I gotta ask. Hasn’t it been time for... well, a while?

Oh-woah-oh!

Can you imagine if “native heritage” was defended with such vigor? The whole fucking continent would be on fire.

Right... How about this: fuck those kids, fuck their parents, and fuck the government apparatus that has supported them and people like them for the past 200 or so years. I can’t wait till these snowflakes have no recourse but to admit their lack of humanity and atone for their fucking sins.

Anytime sugar ;)

Oh god. Don’t say the T word. You might summon him.

Yes.

Woah there. I have laryngitis right now. It hurts. That said, please don’t disrespect the bacteria in my throat by associating them with Tomi.

Roo always gets it right. Also, us Toronto girls go hard af too. And while I would happily trounce Tomi verbally in public, I hope she never even gets into Canada because we are simply too good for that shit to pollute our air.

Truly. As a Torontonian, I will attest to this. And yet, they all survive for a damn good reason. Chalk it up to shear population density I guess, but when it comes to sushi, pho, udon, banh mi, dim sum, lechon, bao, momo or bulgogi on every corner, I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Canned whitefish and mayo? You are visiting the wrong sushi places, friend.