You beat me to it.

“Proud parent of a bouncing baby boy!”

Because the US government is run by people who are the functional equivalent of “telephone sanitizers".

In Canada, this isn’t called “radical” politics. Just politics. We love you guys, but seriously, what the ever loving fuck is wrong with you people?

MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER

Hehe, we don’t have Trader Joe’s in Toronto... but good point, it never occurred to me the place I go to might not make them themselves!

Or they totally understand, and call the cops anyways knowing it could be an immediate death sentence, because they are racist fucking monsters.

As a light skinned person, I approve this message.

That’s not fair. Rhinos have enough to deal with as it is.

According to the Angriest Lil Pumpkin, unless you are an Eastern European supermodel with a taste for spray tan, it should all be illegal.

Sorry. I had to.

Right? At 13 days on the hour I am hurting for that sweet, sweet installment of hard earned cash. 3 fucking weeks? Sorry. I have chosen to pursue another alternative.

This. I wonder if this “doctor” lets their kids play in the woods. Lots of particulate matter floating around in them there woods. Dangerous stuff. Better keep them inside indefinitely. Forever. For health.

Yeppers. Disenfranchisement (read: capitalist colonialism) does that. Especially in a place like Calgary where minorities (and First Nations. Especially First Nations) suffer even harder than in Ontario. Meegwetch ;)

No joke. I was bartending (my side gig) a smallish VIP, mandatory tuxedo/formal wear, open bar swingers’ party tonight. I literally apologized to a garbage can while maneuvering through the crowd.

Haha. I approve.

Honestly, rush hour in Toronto isn’t much better.

I like to think “make a joke about it and inspire some levity before curtly wishing a good day/night” is also an acceptable option in such a situation!

It absolutely is. And while that isn’t something to joke about, you missed the joke.

While somehow this is sort of funny, it is only funny in my case because it is totally inconceivable to me. Here in Canada, when someone bumps into us on the subway, we typically just apologize for being in the way :)