Televangelist Lice emerged from beneath the cellar of a Barbie Glam Getaway Traphouse repurposed as a trundle coconut waterbed

Oh man. I have burned soooo many hours on this game as a kid. I had completely forgotten about it. Plebs are needed!

Yep. Honestly can’t wait for this to simply be consigned to the dustbin of gaming history along with Elder Scrolls Online. I know Bethesda thinks they can make sweet sweet cash by ruining these series with persistent online only gameplay and subscription fees, and they probably will make money... but for the love of…

He probably thought “The Bible SAVED ME!!! This is a sign that I have been bestowed with God’s protection! It’s a sign he wants me to conduct his sacred mission on Sentinel Island!”.

Life is pain. Life is only pain.

In all seriousness, this is an insult to satanists. I’ve had occasion to know a few in my time. They are in my experience secular, empirical, empathetic, science loving people who wish no ill will on anyone. No jokes.

Riiight. I guess we interpret things differently. These are KIDS, at which he pointed a fucking GUN. All stop.

I agree with your latter point. A breadth of perspectives is good for dialogue.

Did you read the article? And how are you not grey right now when I am???

Yep. Get her ass gone. Now we get to wait for the “McDonalds regrets this behavior, McDonalds is for everyone, blah blah fucking blah”.

Go fuck yourself.

“Occasionally a Jell-O salad”

Respectfully, 41 days is more than enough time for all manner of disastrous shit to go down. Bubonic plagues included. Don’t jinx it!!

This (I hope) is good kinja.

Damn. I understand the desire for a bit of sweetness in one’s spaghetti sauce, this takes it to a whole other level however. Out of curiosity, do you typically add parm to this or eat it as is?

Oh man. This looking very f*ing cool. Also, I would like a order a real life manta to take me to work. Like now.

BTW. Take me outta the damn greys again please!!! I worked so damn hard for my black status... please don’t make it take another 2-3 years.

I approve this message.

Is this for real, or a joke?