I... I don't even know... Jesus.

I... wow... I had no idea, until five minutes ago, that monster porn was a thing. I mean, the whole tentacle bit, right right, but that's been around for a long minute by now... but sexy sasquatch?

Man, this commercial is nothing. Look at the sort of thing we do right here in the damn States re sexual innuendo to sell a completely unrelated product:

As a dude with a dick, all of this - including the comments- has been extremely useful information.... thanks, Madeleine! I know this one caught a little flak for being unladlylike or some shit, but in reality, come on... these are relevant topics for the time!

Is it just me, or does a bunch of rich white suburbanite housewives saying "namaste" annoy the living shit out of anyone else?

Kinja might still hate you, but your username is strangely fascinating... +1 just for that.

I'll be that technical asshole who points out that a couple thousand raised even one order of magnitude equals a couple million, and raised two orders of magnitude would be a couple billion... so while nywoman92's comment may downplay the numbers of suspected terrorists to a nearly hyperbolic degree, your admonishment…

For me, somehow, the scariest thought about all this is that apparently there have been at least three women for whom this situation has worked out just fine. Please, dear God (only the Christian or Jewish God, though), please grant that I never unknowingly start dating one of these poor women. I feel terrible for…

Maaaan... Duke Nukem 3D... I remember being, what, 14 or 15 I guess when that came out, and my singular purpose in ever playing that game was making it to the strip club and making the strippers show me their pixelated breasts... coolest thing ever to me at the time. I mean, I liked blowing shit up too, but the…

WHY was I not previously informed of Banecat?? I want that cat...

*siiiiiigh*

My ex-wife made me horribly miserable... why'd I stay with her for as long as I did? Eh... emotional attachment vs. logic and reason. I loved her, and figured that the love would supersede the horror.

I'll back you on your moment of "hmmm, I wonder...?", only because I've actually known women who were so afraid of telling the truth that they'd actually lie and say "oh, uhhh, I didn't consent to him!" That being said, though, I've known many more women who were genuinely raped, and if any of them pointed out their…