k-stellz
K-Stellz
k-stellz

Say what you will about Wendy Williams, but she addressed this the other day on her show. She pointed out that it's highly suspect that mom has come out of the woodwork to parade around TV with her son . . . when mom left her son to be raised by a known drug addict for his entire life.

"Opposite-Of-Doctor Sarah Palin"

your and anna's tweets about this give me life. these twitter questions also give me life. i am very alive. thanks cpac.

I would just like to share, along these lines, my recent eating experience. My friend told me that he had listened to a program on NPR that basically said the reason they were relaxing the cooking guidelines on pork is because the bacteria in pork that makes people sick is essentially extinct. I went to a Chicago

What about the mermens? This is mersandry.

Ugh, I hate the people who are just impossible to explain anything to. I had a conversation about pesto this week that went like this:

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

I hear you.

I mean, I found myself shipping them in a situation that I'd be giving side-eye to in literally any other scenario, fiction or real-life. He's dying and just got engaged to another woman and you went to jail for 17 years for him, birthed 3 children for him, and I don't even think he's said thank you? And now you're

I don't see what's dumb about customer No. 3. If you're watching your gluten, surely the safest thing is to store it in your stomach so it doesn't get lost?

The Whole Wheat Toast is the best, because it was so obvious once I read it fully, but at that same time I had no idea of the punchline until the end.

"I ORDERED WHOLE WHEAT TOAST FOUR TIMES AND YOU GUYS KEEP CUTTING IT IN HALF!"

This makes me so proud, you have no idea.

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

White people names.

You have a gift, Shrayber. A sick, twisted gift.