Parodies all around:

it's a slightly disengenuous statement though. The editors and photographers are hardly Unaware the lights can wash out darker skin tones. They manipulate this tool when they want too, and correct it when it's convenient to them as well, when it evokes the appropriate level of mystique or exoticism for their fashion…

Really? I can look at some people and I just know they are Black. I have great Black-dar, I guess. I knew Humphries was half Black the moment I saw him.

"I almost foam at the mouth in disgust, but I try to be pleasant."

I'm going through her archive and she is very straightforward and genuine and her review of the dining options at the MSP Airport is especially brilliant. Though I am bummed to find out she isn't a heavy drinker because she'd be super fun to share a few a few cold ones with.

People should do what makes them happy but I have serious reservations about a 42 year old marring a 19 year old. Not sure why its written in the same light as surviving cancer, kind of wierd.

She sounds amazing, but am I the only one who wonders what a 42 year old woman could possibly see in a 19 year old boy other than his amazing good looks. I've met some really mature 19 year olds, but I would still feel like I was kind of babysitting someone if I dated someone that young (and I'm not even 30). They…

Derelicte?

"Same Script, Different Cast" is such a campy, schmaltzy, belt fest. I love it.
At one point Whitney sings "Uncover your ears, girl!" because Deborah has her fingers in her ears and is going "La la la la la." It's hilarious.

When asked for comment about Kenya's remarks Lupita replied;

Sorry an Academy Award winner didn't want to take a photo with a stranger that would inevitably be tweeted as a publicity magnet for your B-List reality show, Kenya.

Has anyone seen Aya Sato dance? I don't think it's specifically vogueing, though it is similar and there's some tutting and waacking... Anyway, she's amazing. That's her girlfriend dancing with her and it's pretty hypnotic.

So this ended up being the opposite of kicking everyone out (although it started out that way) For my brother's wedding-my sister in law has a long standing beef with one of her sisters and to cut down on drama decided to not have any family members in the wedding party. Except the one sister she likes. Needless to…

I was in a wedding party where the bride booted the maid of honor from the wedding during the bachelorette party. Excessive booze, crying, hot tub fighting - it was all very Real Housewives-esque.

Long story, but the lesson learned: No matter how well-meaning, holding an intervention for your friend's ill-advised engagement is a good way to get kicked out of the wedding party. And if she changes her mind and re-invites you, make sure you reply within an hour or she'll dis-invite you. Again.

I have two stories for this one.

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm.

Yeah pretty sure it's from either Australia or NZ kthxbai