Is the ranch dressing served in a monogrammed coffee thermos by an aggressive Italian waiter who wants to eat all your bread unless the Russian patriarch can save it first?

I am psyched for my girls to see a movie with a black girl as the lead. Cause just one Tiana in a sea of blue-eyed blonde heroines ain't cutting it.

I'll say this to any naysaying or critiques: Little Black girls are ALL about this movie. I was in the theatre to see "The Hobbit", and moms and grannies were there with their charges and their friends and they were happy as pigs in shit to be there. And I was happy for them.

It's the combination of eagerness to please and sudden violence that makes Suzanne such a suspenseful character. Every time she comes on screen, you can't wait to see what she'll do, because there's no predictability.

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Nailed it, based on comments below. Also this comment actually made me lol and coworkers are looking over here suspiciously.

It has become my favorite place in the Gawker family. Even when I disagree, I do so joyfully.

"blerp blerp you just haven't had good fruitcake blerp blerp i will come to your house and make you eat my fruitcake which is good fruitcake and then i will not leave/untie you from the chair until you admit that it is good fruitcake blerp blerp"

The mirth and happiness that I have just murdered.

All of them giving us side eye for thousands of years.

She's almost certainly toning down the look she would have given Pascal if they weren't in public and surrounded by cameras.

Oh lord.

I don't really have a ruling on Angelina, but if I could do a side-eye like her daughter Zahara, I'd be striking people dead with shade all day long.

Her side-eye. It's... it's so perfect:

YAAAAS best Shade Court ever.

The Case: I have combined two cases because they are vey similar

Seriously. I've even been on a few dates with Drake. (We went to the cinema. Nothing happened.)

Funny if you think that this isn't 100% more mainstream and less hipster than the comedy podcast world.

No lie, this is actually my favorite series on Jezebel that I read religiously. No, no sarcasm or shade. #Truth

This reminds me of a push poll someone tried on me a few years ago. There was some ballot measure (I don't even remember if it was for a law or just a non-binding resolution) about allowing trans- people the right to use the bathroom of the gender that they identified with. The pollster asked me if I'd be…