Well, there you go. Everyone knows Metepec.

STOP KILLING BLACK PEOPLE!! JUST FUCKING STOP!!!!

Isn’t Pitt too young for that to be him, though? I feel like he wasn’t a big enough star in the Eighties.

Oh DAMN.

Dude wants a big comfy American cruiser where he can put the top down... Just get a Fairlane

What he really wants is a 1970 Olds Cutlass Convertible. Asking price of $18,500. Cheap to buy, cheap to maintain, plenty of smiles per mile and he can invite 4-5 of his friends along for the ride.

Opel GT with modern updates. Nuff said.

I would opt for an International Scout II and swap in an LS motor

I heard that one time he suplexed an elderly lady in front of Kohl’s just because she had a coupon...

Yeah, I’d rudder not.

You could have been keeled!

I would really like to see it shot at a dead pig to get a better sense of what it would really do to a person.

The fire can also destroy a lot of physical evidence. For instance if the perpetrator was in the car with the victim prior to the shooting.

I didn’t want it. I wanted to keep my ‘83 533i, but the rings were toast on that 200,000 mile engine and it wouldn’t handle the 7 hour drive down to TAMU.

My dad worked out a deal with the company he did work for on a used maroon Firebird. Automatic. V6. Did I mention already that I didn’t want it? At least let me get…

Worst car ever. Holy fucking shit.

Yeah, berry bushes are definitely not the place to be, although the image you created with the bear full of bear-ies is pretty hilarious. There’s an author named Larry Kanuit who writes a series of books chronicaling bear encounters, from the fatal to the hilarious. Your story reminds me of the little girl who lived…