He joined this cast because he wanted to steal a little of River's edge.

Season 1 of this show was a massive letdown and that's a bummer.

EM were never subtle about toking, or having recently toked. They were basically the Muppets version of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

^ This is gospel truth.

There is a hard limit on how many times you can take your surprise-based act to a new country.

…and I'll share with you, but first you must dance for me.

It counts as 4, in fact.

It's not up to them.

It's not up to them.

It's not up to them.

This is why I'm constantly being shown lists of unwatchable crap under headings like "Movies about strong-willed, ambidextrous ranch-hands."

Their UX mandate of "deliberately obscure what we otherwise very obviously lack in both breadth and depth" strategy isn't about you and me.

The problem is you aren't 14 and it isn't 1988.

It's not up to them. Netflix would offer everything all the time to everyone if the rights-holders would allow it.

None of those things is a way to make money, Twitter.

Mother, May I Sleep With Dooku?

To anyone mad at what they read above:

Well, good, bc that bugged the shit out of me.

Was that in the comics or a webisode or something? I totally missed it.

There's a Rifftrax for it. Joel McHale guest-riffs. Start there, the movie is far too silly otherwise.