…and even that is insane. The human body needs water, a lot of it and all the time. Even with a coma-slowed metabolism he'd have been dead and desiccated after 10 days or so.

Daryl does pretty often.

The Simpsons is now basically Liz Lemon's dad in "Gentleman's Intermission".

nah, Amy Poehler would go 5 rounds with any guy on these boards and almost certainly win.

Sheri Moon Shows Butt

Then you will LOVE my speculative fiction novel about a world where American Gothic… NEVER EXISTED!

PB would have made a fun anthology series. That first season was an OTT blast.

I was still pretty invested in Dexter and wanted to see it stick the landing. They had all the elements in place for a strong finish, including a couple of interesting, novel new characters and organic twists that could have made for not only an absorbing endgame, but also satisfying - even "happy" - endings for its…

All you TWD farm haters: you know they don't stay there that long, and that the show gets shockingly good over the next two seasons, right?

1) Go to the Dexter page on IMDB
2) Write down on slips of paper the names of all the characters who were alive at the end of S7
3) Write down a bunch of verbs and stage directions on separate slips of paper. Make sure to include lots of thrilling and extreme ones like mutilates…, betrays…, abducts…, stupidly trusts…,…

The Brie abuse is short-lived, and she definitely wins out over that fuckstick in the (not so) long run.

Come on, man.

How do we know the rest of the population is dead? Some shifty, shady military guys said so? I don't trust anything out of their mouths, nor do I think we're supposed to.

I don't know about all that other jazz, but if you want to see school kids tear each other apart then I recommend Cooties.

Some SoA featurette (I know, I'm sorry) taught me that tattoos aren't that difficult to fake for shooting. They're pretty much all templated transfers and relatively easy to adhere, and they last a good long while. She'll have clothes on most of the time anyway, one assumes. So not that much hassle to apply the "ink"…

Guy Pearce's body on Memento wasn't sexualized.

It is super lazy, oh and also there are no female SEALs.

There's also the minor fact that, to date, zero women have ever been in the SEAL program: http://www.navytimes.com/st…

Bill Hader is the MVP of American comedy, basically.

That's fine. Let them self-identify and cluster. Easier to eradicate.