All he's got to fall back on is that bustling comedy career and medical degree. I'm worried about him, honestly…
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How great would that show be with Hurwitz in place of Jeff? Seriously, that's how.
Anything that can be penis-shaped, WILL be penis-shaped.
16. A reason why any stormtrooper wears that useless, cumbersome "armor" that offers no protection from any of their enemies' most common sidearms, and in fact gives those enemies a series of bright white targets against any non-Hoth background.
Sometimes my autocorrect replaces "sensible" with "fashionable" as well.
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I just wish they'd stop hammering you with the same 2-3 ads over and over each episode of whatever yr watching.
SPOILER TAG, PLEASE
Explorer now wears a bike helmet.
This isn't your grandpa's browser until you go over to his house on Thanksgiving and install it for him.
Who is the lesbian David Miscavige pulling her strings? Smart money's on Lily Tomlin.
Go Necks
I hate to call it out, but Statetheobvious is either a robot or a precocious child. No adult would question that a 20-something can be both gainfully employed and utterly broke.
Youtube became insufferable once every video started ending with a 30-second plea to subscribe to RandoUser69's "channel", lest on miss out on the chance "for more great content like [pizza gerbil or what-have-you]".
Please stop, I can't take it Namor.
Not Brand Echh: Infinity Bores
Truly, you are the Imlac to my Rasselas.
Thanks, perfesser. As soon as I finish this pallet of Hot Pockets I'll take my Jazzy down to the liberry and see if I can score some reading on this "disneyfication" you speak of.
I think it's more like the original LotR trilogy, where they know our appetites are bottomless and will happily promise more down the road. Nothing can derail this $2b train.