Please tell me you have a blog where you elaborate on these trenchant criticisms.

Yep, they've done it a few times. IIRC, there was some kid on the New Mutants in the 80s whose power was universal translation. He was not a major asset on the battlefield.

I'm with you. Being entertained sucks.

How quickly we've forgotten the international hate crime that is Uwe Boll.

And as Not-Bourne, a/k/a Aaron Cross, apparently.

I really don't get how that guy became a movie star. Seems nice enough and all, but to me he's a void onscreen.

And isn't it what we all thought happened at the end of that book anyway? I remember thinking so and being slightly freaked out by it. But I was 13 then…

As a result of the same incident, his pockets are now filled with desiccant gel packets.

Day by day, reveal by reveal, the DCCU becomes more and more [fart sound].

Coldplay: all kind of unhealthy codependence.

You can legit skip S1. By the middle of S2 the show hits its stride. There are some clerical, mythos-related bits in S1 that matter long-term but nothing you won't pick up by watching the rest of the series.

Bob Dylan

Adventure Time

Adulthood is no bar to petty idiocy, of that much I can assure you.

Arcade Fire

With a little Walter White thrown on top. "I am the ill intent" seemed to echo a certain very famous line from WW. A lesser actor than Vincent D'Onofrio would have leaned on that much harder.

+1 Hank

They all worked fine for me on an iPad 3.

adverlingus

WHAT IS IN ALL THOSE POUCHES, TELLTALE?!