It'd make her look sneaky and wouldn't actually help anyone.

I'm relieved this finale wasn't another battle royale. Instead we moved multiple plotlines in (mostly) interesting ways, and for once we didn't have our heroes abandoning perfectly functional shelter for short-sighted emotional reasons. There were even notes of optimism. Refreshing!

Yeah, I was glad he was there to chime in. That was threatening to become a reason for truly lame pushback on Rick by Deanna.

That read as deliberate to me. Gabriel was exhibiting a Germanwings pilot-esque regard for the lives of others in his callous mistreatment of his own. Eff that guy.

"Because Carol is cold as fuck."

She was at least shown to be a martial arts student/practitioner in a flashback (or a dream sequence, I forget which). Morgan seems to have become a highly skilled staff-wielder through the power of "sitting around and going batshit alone in a pile of my own garbage".

Upvoted for the advancement of "tooken" and all things Kimmy Schmidt.

This math checks out.

WOW you must be bored up there.

True. Charlie Hunnam often sounds like he's making real physical effort.

Especially when they're as sour and divorced from what makes the show fun as Zach's have been lately.

Not if you shimmy down one of the support beams helpfully placed outside the structure!

MVP = Carol, who lit a long fuse on Pete that blew at a time so perfect, perfection itself was all like "daaamn, woman".

If you're ever throwing a surprise party, try to pack as many zombies as possible onto the guest list. They can go from 0 to 90 decibels faster than any other monster class.

I assume political pressure will force Cigarette Smoking Man to become Laffy Taffy Chewing Man or something.

I HEARD SHE CRIES, TOO!

I take it from the tone and content of these pieces of counter-propaganda that the CoS does not think its rank and file membership are good at brains. Each one is a crude, punch-drunk slab of messenger-attacking, with graphics straight out of an early-90s episode of AFV. The fallacies committed are many and obvious.

Freedom and Media Ethics is the front for CoS' defense against this documentary. Their tweets are awesomely subliterate and hysterical, but the real action is in their videos. These are hilarious in ways that defy reckoning: https://www.youtube.com/cha…

Each of those cases is suspect to me, given the lengths his "church" goes to make him appear superhuman.

I'll take "deluded, tax-averse sci-fi goofball" over "deluded, cynical megalomaniac with Napoleon complex" any day.