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You guys have just made me as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango.

amen

I'm an enthusiastic atheist and even I know the Mormons aren't that dickish.

Yup. They keep an army of what are basically willing slave laborers, all working to pay the "debt" they owe for these wondrous teachings. In Darwinian terms, I guess they're doing us a favor by self-selecting into a weird cult.

He would make an excellent old queen. And I would like him a lot more, which is silly but true.

Three days and nights pursuit… no food, no rest, and no sign of our quarry but what bare rock can tell!

As weak as the last couple of seasons were, I really, really miss that show.

You are on the wrong website, love.

You are going to need to supplement that skill set.

I believe you are seriously underestimating how many shitty contractors are out there. It's not hard to find one that's screwed up/over a job.

Samuel Jackson owns them all.

"Doctor gave me a pill and I grew a new kidney!"

In any movie where Orci is a writer, the villain will ultimately be OMG CONSPIRACIES!

Boils down to:

The first one is still my favorite, not least because V-Ger was a morally ambiguous foil.

It's still a wallet-raping pain in the ass, if that's what you mean.

"On the plus side, no Red Hot Chili Peppers."

Phil Selway for me, but that's cheating cuz he's in radiohead.

A Dresden-style razing of Park Slope?