deer basically do four things: Eat, F***, S***, and Run.

I'm fond of venison myself, but some people have a problem with that because deer are cute and they think they're "cuddly". They're not; you might encounter a slightly tame one which is used to being around people, but the instant something spooks it it'll send hooves flying and heaven help you if you get kicked.

That's what gets me. I don't think Whitney has ever pretended that "Larry the Cable Guy" is anything other than a caricature. Which is why I thought it was funny in a "life imitates art" way when he and David Cross got into an internet slap fight, it was a real-life recreation of the South Park "Pissed off white…

oh, is he still alive?

"origin stories" almost always suck.

thankfully those are far from the only two options.

that Chicago abomination is not "pizza" and never will be.

in a better version of our universe, when asked what they want to be when they grow up kids would *not* reply "YouTuber."

" I bought a pack for my daughter."

I'm of mostly Eastern European heritage, so I don't overlook herring. Ma Cohen's pickled herring sections (in the big jar) are the best.

I've heard of parents getting pissed off because a restaurant asked them if they would please not change their child's diaper on the dining table.

It's hard to make a decent teen movie because Most Writers are Adults. so they- having forgotten what teenagers and high school are *really* like- tend to write them as sarcastic smaller adults, living mostly adult lives except when the plot requires otherwise. There's a TV Trope specifically about this.

wow, only took three nonsense messages until the "are we going to fuck" response.

any bets on how much Bannon drinks every day? That's an awful red nose…

wherever you saw that, it's totally wrong. "Detroit style" pizza is square, baked in a deep pan, with cheese all the way to the edges. Buddy's Pizza is Detroit style.

What… what would you say… you *do* here?!?

I can't eat brie either unless the rind is cut away. that's where the yuck is.

amazing what revolting things people will choke down in order to look "cultured."

oh don't get me wrong, I'm not against it or anything; that it's illegal at all is ludicrous.

I hear him a lot on satellite radio, and I just don't find him that funny. the "I'm so high, isn't that hilarious?" schtick gets old fast.