Hate to say it, but what popped into my head reading this was:

why do guys like this always have to make derpy faces in their videos?

those look more like "Morty Seinfeld" old man glasses to me.

that's not "pizza," it's a casserole.

“It seems that YouTube wants to promote all these random ass fucking videos that you don’t give a shit about,” he said.

can this guy be any more of an insufferable twat?

I'll help you out here:

" smart, funny teen movie"

man, his Dubya impression has gotten pretty good.

Brak: "I'm not animated to do that!"

because it was saccharine crap like every other family sitcom? Stereotype parents, annoying kids whose characters were written as sarcastic little adults, repeated gags which get old right away, and nobody ever has a problem which can't be solved in 22 minutes.

I think I was just too engrossed in how much better it was than any of the prequels to notice.

very true. It didn't occur to me until, well, pretty much the end of the film.

nitpick- Cobo Hall and Cobo Arena are two separate things; Cobo Hall is a convention center, Cobo Arena used to be used for sports (Pistons, and minor-league hockey, basically spill-over of stuff which couldn't use Joe Louis Arena.) the arena was gutted a couple of years ago and turned into a ballroom for the…

No, what you remember is that you used to drive that old busted jawn. See, I drive the new hotness.

"I did not learn my AA BB CCs, God God Dammit Dammit!"

apparently Dave Mustaine felt the way to "make up for" his hard-partying, drug soaked youth was to become born-again and ultra-right-wing.

yeah, because that's what Flint needs, a bunch of useless celebrities sticking their asses into this.

Moore is relying on the fact that it's easy to *say* you'll do something, and never do it once everyone's forgotten that you said anything.

Here's the number for where we'll be; this is where we keep the dog food, and you're a horse.