Keep doing the Lord’s work.

Its the Sabbath so I prayed the Lord would swiftly rain down tragedy and strife on him.

And the Republicans will probably make gains in both houses of Congress during the midterms. Got to love America and gerrymandering. Glad that I am on my second bottle of Pinot. Good night and good luck.

Wrong. Wrong! Nasty Velocirapstar! This one time, he got 80% when he polled his family. Eric sure was in the doghouse after that one.

In Trump’s defense, failing at everything did get him this far.

Let me shock everyone here by reminding everyone that whenever Trump tweets a poll, it’s almost always from Rasmussen - a partisan hack robo-call firm that lives on its ability to give results that are roughly 10 points slanted to the GOP. Around a third of the country approves of Trump. Rasmussen exists to tell that…

I know, but I was trying to be generous.

“Fartanhold” = teh lulz

I know I should be above body shaming etc.

in one instance, aide Bob Haueter allegedly told her that Farenthold had “sexual fantasies” and “wet dreams” about her

Maybe only eunuchs should be congressmen.

.......how do we get our bearings in the UpsideDown?......it just gets weirder every day.........

Also, at the risk of face shaming, Ned RocknRoll looks like a Bob’s Burgers character come to life:

I believe nothing he says. Until the women speak, we know nothing except that this man is a sexist, racist, homophobe prick. I bet Trent has a closet full of skeletons.

This one is getting a truly weird whitewash, with Franks asserting that it all stems from mere misunderstandings about conversations he had with staffers about surrogacy, and of course, he deeply regrets it if they took it the wrong way, or whatever, but he’s resigning because, oh well, what? Anyhow, I expect this one…

He literally seems to think that the women around him are there to bear his children, which fits well with his politics.

An anti-choicer who doesn’t respect peoples’ bodily autonomy when it comes to sex? COLOR ME SHOCKED.

There are few politicians I dislike more than Trent Franks. He is a self-righteous asshole and I couldn’t begin to list all the ways he has lied about, bullied, and disrespected women, people of color, and LGBTQ people. This is the least surprising Congressional revelation yet.

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS