Am I wrong in kinda wanting the girl who used to date A-Hole to absolutely nuke his marriage? I mean, how else will he learn anything??

If I were mrs hole I would want to know. Better to know before having more kids/spending more time with him.

Your puppy looks like a toy!! I had to read all of your text very very carefully to see if you were talking about your fake puppy, lol

I find the head to be too chewy and gamey.

Why would I want a fake cat without a head when I have a chihuahua and a sheepdog puppy? Both of whom have heads.

If I was Jimmy, I’d be more upset by the half assed execution.

Oh, I get it. ‘Estrogen Hour’ cause crying and having empathy is for women. We should totally listen to men like Sabo. He knows the correct way for men to have feelings - gunning down hundreds of innocent people from the safety of a hotel room.

There is a vas deferens between this and your standard wedding shot.

There’s nothing funny here. This is tragic in every way.

Okcupid taught me that too many men haven’t bothered to read a book since high school. They all seem to pick the Great Gatsby as their favorite book.

Johansson has also said before that monogamy is difficult, which seems obvious but isn’t something we hear publicly acknowledged all that often

Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.

This advice-giver is super into trying to destroy people’s marriages. It is weird and uncomfortable and borderline unethical.

Same here, reading them to rubberneck at the awful advice I know will be dispensed. Then of course I wonder why anyone looks to Jane for advice, since it is routinely bad or destructive advice. Sometimes immoral too, like the time Jane advised a woman to cheat on her boyfriend, rather than discuss the sex life problem…

Well then she has that same day every single time she puts out a column. They’re all train wrecks.

Also, maybe you married the wrong person? When that happens we often look for signs of trouble anywhere we can find it. Think about it.

As an expat Canadian and former Torontonian, yes I say she is allowed to speak for us! I nominate Jessamina for Queen speaker of Toronto Canada!

You were appointed to speak for the entire country then? Well good morning your highness.

Who adjusts their suit that way? Ok, I’m no expert, but the thumb and index fingers are far more agile and useful.

They need to find someone else to write this column