He won’t write a letter; he’ll just tweet.

I’m actually kind of shocked she hasn’t had any role at all in the Trump administration since he was elected.

He sounds like he thinks this is a credit to him. “I have all the best storms. The biggest ones! Tremendous rainfall!”

As a New Jersey-ite, all I can remember is most of these mofos doing their best to block aid to desperate people after Hurricane Sandy. We should help Houston ONLY in exchange for them leaving the GOP and their climate denying, aid-withholding representatives. Tough love.

I’m probably a terrible fucking person but I am having a real hard time summoning forth any sympathy for a portion of the people effected by this hurricane. The undocumented immigrants fleeing from the storm that are still being arrested by ICE? Yeah, I feel bad for them. The sick, the poor, the children? I feel bad…

jesus h christ Trump’s tweets. it sounds like he’s live-tweeting a football game.

Gore and Bush are white dudes. The standard is different. Even Obama wouldn’t have gotten away with much during his candidacy.

So sad how she crushed him in each debate and idiots still thought his no substance responses were better and voted him into office. God I wish we could wake up from this nightmare. 

I have a TON of criticism on HRC as a candidate

“Maybe I have overlearned the lesson of staying calm, biting my tongue, digging my fingernails into a clenched fist, smiling all the while, determined to present a composed face to the world.”

‘back up you creep, get away from me. I know you love to intimidate women but you can’t intimidate me, so back up.’

She would have been ripped apart if she’d responded to him, from Hannity to Haberman. It would have been evidence of her terrible temperament, unfitness for office, hidden wasting disease, sociopathy, etc. etc. She couldn’t win, there was no good choice.

I’m thinking I’d have to have one of those unfortunately poorly timed trips over my own two feet, should the sound of gunshots ring out while I’m protecting Eric.

World’s most depressing job?

I watch Meyers’s monologue and “A Closer Look” every night, along with Colbert’s monologue/opening segment. Between the two of them, they are keeping me somewhat sane. Meyers really did an extraordinary job with this segment, though - above and beyond the usual. His insight is piercing, the writing sharp, the…

That guy with the dark hair is one of the things that just don’t belong...

Jesus. RiRi looks incredible.

This is where I got confused, I actually like her collabs with Calvin Harris but Diplo does have a more unique sound IMO.... I mean most of it is garbage but Calvin is pretty bland in comparison.

I just realized that I thought Diplo and Calvin Harris were the same person, but Diplo was his stage name and then when he started dating Taylor Swift, people finally learned, and started to use, his full name.

Thanks as someone that has seen a few interviews with him - this is entirely true.

He is very self depreciating.