Video games do pose a tremendous hazard to our nation’s children. Even now, as a 40-year old man, I still find myself jumping on turtles, eating wild mushrooms, and climbing down random sewer pipes.

Matt Lauer’s firing was about as expected as Donald Trump’s incompetence. Figuring out who sexually harasses women isn’t very difficult to predict. Lauer consistently gave Trump and O’Reilly a pass on their shitty behavior while grilling HRC about emails and telling her to keep her answers brief.

It wasn’t until my friend got pregnant at 43 that I believed this actually happened. I truly thought women who had kids in their 40's were covering for their oldest child’s teen pregnancy!

One can only hope...there are already too many stupid people. One less isn’t a bad thing.

“Women are very special. I think it’s a very special time because a lot of things are coming out, and I think that’s good for our society, and I think it’s very, very good for women. And I’m very happy a lot of these things are coming out, and I’m very happy it’s being exposed.”

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

Well spoken and a diabetic. What further proof of his innocence do we need?

Anyway, fuck Steven Seagal.

A man that eloquent can’t possibly be guilty!

I’m clearly an ignorant innocent, but how do you know the Miss Lizzy one was a fake? I’m terrible at figuring out which ones are fakes.

There were so many good entries this year, I don’t know how you narrowed it down! Also, did anyone figure out why starring the posts for so many of us made them lose a star?

Its always a bad sign when studios start airing sitcom episodes out of order.

The whole situation is terrible and I don’t know how these people look at themselves in the mirror.

Now, don’t be disgusting.

with the number of personal accounts of people warning other people about Weinstien coming out, it seems to me like it’s not the fault of anyone not saying anything about him, it’s that nobody listened or took them seriously.

Around five years ago, I was a TA for an undergraduate literature course that had 300 students; there were two TAs and our job was mostly to do grading (sigh) and hand out exams and set up PowerPoints and stuff of that nature. Basically, assist the professor in all manner of tedium while she lectured. Due to a…

I’m sooooooo happy!!!!

I wonder if this might also finally crack open the other pillar in Hollywood, that was rumoured to be the bedrock of Corey Haim’s fragile mental state.

Tell us again that nobody knew.